"WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE BEER.)" Indoor Door Mat Colour:White chiselled stone plaque where the

chiselled stone plaque where the word DISDAIN is carved with monumental weight

the Butt Plug Coaster is the rude novelty gift that keeps on giving — mostly giving people something to stare at in horrified silence

Dimensions: 95 × 95 × 4mm (3

No forced enthusiasm

"WELCOME. (IF YOU HAVE BEER.)" Indoor Door Mat Colour:White chiselled stone plaque where theTired of guests arriving empty handed? Lay down the law right at the entrance! This funny indoor mat is the ultimate honest welcome for anyone whose social standards are measured in pints. It's direct, it's cheeky, and it lets everyone know that while your door is open, your bar is not always complimentary. Perfect for man caves, student digs, or any home where the host appreciates a hoppy contribution. It makes a great bar humour gift for pub